Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Yippee, I win.

Oh joy. I'm so glad I won. Please read this in a very heavy sarcastic accent. I didn't want to win. But I won't allow someone to treat me the way I was treated. I'm out. You suck. You know who you are. Just remember, what you put out in the world comes back to you. Heavier and harder. Karma's a bitch and she does not like being fucked with. Oh, and we're tight. Like totes besties.

See you never, loser.

Monday, November 19, 2012

How nauseating...

Ex-boyfriends that just don't get that you're over them and they just need to leave you the fuck alone are some of the most irritating things in the world. I've moved on. I told him that I never wanted to hear from him or speak to him again. And what does he do, he emails me. What a dumbass.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Sledge hammer teaching methods

Is there an easier way to get ideas into thick skulls? That is without using a sledge hammer. I've heard that is kind of frowned upon. Which is lame, because I know so many who would benefit from a little correction via sledge hammer. And in that case a little goes a long way.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Weird things are afoot

I'm not sure how much to get into it just yet, but life is taking an odd turn at the moment.

Very odd. Like make you check for hidden cameras odd. Or wonder if you're just a character in a sci-fi fiction.