Showing posts with label derby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label derby. Show all posts

Sunday, April 12, 2009

sweet crunchy snack is NOT what i think of when i think of her...

copped from ChopSuzy's FB page:

Crackerjack, Mad Rolling Dolls co-founder, past GM, coach, star
skater, crowd favorite and current WFTDA president, needs your help
and support.

She’s in a legal battle with Frito-Lay, which bought the Cracker Jack
Brand. F-L is challenging her effort to trademark her Derby name
“Crackerjack”. She needs to do this so she can be an avatar in the
Frozen Codebase Roller Derby video game.

This is a huge corporate giant trying to squelch a derby girl. We
can’t just sit by and let this happen, can we?

Last year Starbucks tried to squelch the Rat City league for trademark
infringement, claiming the logos were too similar. Rat City got
Starbucks to back off. Let’s do the same to Frito-Lay!

Here’s how you can help CJ in this brawl:

Send a message to Frito-Lay letting them know that you and all your
fellow league members and fans will boycott their junk food for the
rest of your natural lives unless they drop this frivolous legal
action.

Go to http://www.fritolay.com/about-us/contact-us.html and sign in and do it!

Messages you could incorporate:

1. Crackerjack is a one-word noun or adjective that refers to an
exceptional person or thing. Cracker Jack is a sweet and nutty treat.
No one would mistake a roller girl for popcorn!

2. There are thousands of members of Roller Derby leagues in the
U.S., and they have tens of thousands of fans. If Frito-Lay pursues
this frivolous legal action, we’ll all boycott all Frito-Lay products
and encourage our friends and everyone in our social networks to do
the same.

3. Given the popularity of modern Roller Derby, if Frito-Lay were
smart, they would drop this silly legal action and sign this gorgeous
and articulate young athlete as a spokesmodel for their product and
watch their sales figure skyrocket.

If you don’t have time to write your own message just copy this one:

“Crackerjack is not a sweet and nutty treat! She is a roller derby
star athlete. Stop this legal nonsense, or, trust me, I will never
buy another Frito Lay product. If you had any sense, you’d sign this
gorgeous and articulate skater on as a spokesmodel for your product
and stand back and watch your sales skyrocket.”

Go to http://www.fritolay.com/about-us/contact-us.html and sign in and do it!

Then send this info on. Post it to your myspace and facebook pages.
Twitter it. E-mail it to your friends in other leagues. Let’s go
viral and help CJ win against the Walmart of tooth decay!

(the actual blog post that started this campaign: http://www.heratylaw.com/news/ AND the post that grabbed our attention: http://www.derbynewsnetwork.com/blog/justice_feelgood_marshall/2009/04/bout_preview_crackerjack_vs_fritolay)

Friday, May 30, 2008

born to be reservoir dolls

these ladies are going to tear up the flat track one day. mouse has promised to teach the monkey (a.k.a. lil' doll in derby circles) everything she knows. one day, it will be my girl who is the best jammer! and the newest member of the team is b'dinkadink. watch out, they'll steal your heart... and your wallet!

sk8 cr1m3!!!

Monday, May 12, 2008

case of the mondays

i have no good reason for feeling this way. i just would have much prefered spending the day in bed or with socrates. it sucks he couldn't come down for finals. it sucks that he'll be out of state this weekend (congrats to his sis on graduating though!!!). it sucks that i'll have to wait until memorial day weekend to see him. at least we hope we can get together... long distance sucks sometimes. i miss him. and it's coloring my view of today.

i want to go dancing. now. hmph.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

derby chicks rock

finals night for the 2008 regular season. *sniff* i'm sad it's done, glad we'll rest a little, and already anxious for the next season. the monkey WILL be a skating mascot if i have to force her to practice skating all summer long. including chasing her around with a big stick just so she practices. res dolls lost. boo. next year it's ours again. no matter what, derby bouts are always so much fun. i love those girls so much. thank you guys, for everything. last year was tough for me, but it felt so good coming back to you. all the hugs and love. you're the best.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

fun and interesting weekend...

FUN: friday was dance, as usual. talked to socrates. he's got the plague now too. get better soon babe. get some rest too. saturday, derby. res dolls won! kick ass at finals ladies!!!

INTERESTING: got a text from a friend i hadn't heard from in a while. good to hear from him. after derby, had a drink and some food, then watched an hilarious show. frisky dingo. so bizarre. and yet so funny!

also, finished my taxes. yes, i waited a freakishly long time. but they're done. and thank god for that!