i'm ready

and surprisingly not panicking.

internet, i've met someone. he's about as perfect for me as you can get. which is to say, he's not perfect at all. he has flaws and has made mistakes in his life and chokes on his own toes a lot. and i'm completely gaga for him. he's never been married and doesn't have any children. he can't wait to meet my monkey though. he's a "cat person" and understands why i want to kill the dog on a a weekly basis (not because i hate the dog, but because the dog irritates me to no end -- no uproar needed). he knows about all my crazies and has already had to deal with a few, all with positive results. the coolest part of all of this, he feels exactly the same way i do.

i'm ready, internet. i'm jumping in, with both feet. eyes wide open. :)

what's the hubbub, bub?

well, "bub", the hubbub is that starting this friday, the office staff at work NOW GET TO WEAR BLUE JEANS TO WORK. mind you, it's not actually stated that it's forbidden to wear them now in the handbook, but we get reprimanded if we do.

the exact email: "Believe it or not, El Presidente has finally decided to approve casual Fridays and allow jeans to be worn in the office. Way to go Prez!"

*names have been changed to protect the innocent, mainly me.

where's my ring?

toddlers getting married!?!?! wtf! see guys, this is why you proof the important papers BEFORE handing them to your boss. *eye-roll*