Friday, April 8, 2011

You've known me for how long?

And yet people at work still think I care about anything before 9:30am. Seriously? Dude, I don't care about the gossip you feel you need to share with me before you've even taken off your coat. You were late, and I was early. Let's focus on that. Or how about y'all not crack wise to me? You're not funny at 2:30pm. You're even less funny at 8:50am. Let me finish my chai, ignore the fuck out of you, and go about my morning in peace.


Logical Libby said...

I am constantly being told by HR that I need to be "friendly" to coworkers. I am constantly telling them I already have friends -- they don't work here.

zeghsy said...

Today is a day where it would be best for them to just leave me alone. All day. Seriously. I wasn't kidding.